Photos that Never Make It

I'm such an addict for the gym. It gives you such a great feeling while you are there, when you are finished and when you "Look up at the mirror, the mirror look at me. The mirror be like, baby you the s#!t, god damnit you the s#!t" I'm sorry that song has been in my head for the the past few days, I just couldn't help myself. ANYWHO, I thought doing a fitness post was only natural for me. JOKE.

While taking the pictures it seemed great it seemed fine, but then we look at them and I look silly in most of them. Taking fitness pictures has just become a challenge for me. Sometimes taking pictures is actually REALLY FREAKIN' HARD. Your mouth is open, your jaw is too tight, you blink, you laugh, but an ugly snorting, old witch lady laugh.

My photographer, Erica, probably takes around 300 photos each times we're together. THREE HUNDRED. You guys see about five, if we're lucky. I definitely have to hand it to models, photographers, bloggers, ANYONE who tries to take the perfect picture of people. People aren't perfect and they do weird things with their faces that they don't even know they are doing. I guess that is the fun of it, but also the most frustrating thing about having a blog with pictures of myself on it. 

This isn't the first time that we have to tried to take pictures and weird things were happening and the photos never made it to my blog. I'm realizing, this s#!t is harder than it looks, sometimes. Sometimes, it's so easy we take pictures and I think "Oh wow, those would be really a good simple post that I barely even thought about!"

Here are some photos that DID turn out right. I was trying to show some things you could do to build a better booty that don't require much equipment. Have fun laughing at me, even if it's an old evil witch lady laugh, it's still not on camera, so you're safe.

Sumo squats are so good for your inner thigh and to lift that booty. Try to get as low as possible.

I can't remember if I was Sumo Squatting with a weight or kettlebell swinging, but holy quadzilla!

The forever provocative, but effect hip thrusts. Squeeeeeeeze your glutes together and this move will give you "Dat Ass", you've alway wanted.

Who wants me to try again? Challenge accepted.